Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
| Me: | Thank you for calling, how can I help you? |
| Customer: | I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year. |
| Me: | I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN? |
| Customer: | Not on me. Can you search by my name? |
| Me: | Certainly. And your name is? |
| Customer: | Mark Pellegrino. |
| Me: | ...Mark Pellegrino? |
| Customer: | Yes. |
| Me: | As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino? |
| Customer: | *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino. |
| Me: | Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino. |
THE KIDS BOP VER. OF GANGNAM STYLE GOD FRICKING
THEY DONT EVEN SAY HEY SEXY LADY THEY JUST GO HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LADY
(Source: easterbunnymund, via supermattural)
no one’s ever said ‘no shit, sherlock’ to sherlock holmes in either of the modern-day reinterpretations of the holmes canon and that’s a failure of modern society
(Source: katnisseverclear, via supermattural)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or readis it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
(via supermattural)