Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
|Me:||Thank you for calling, how can I help you?|
|Customer:||I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.|
|Me:||I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?|
|Customer:||Not on me. Can you search by my name?|
|Me:||Certainly. And your name is?|
|Me:||As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?|
|Customer:||*chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.|
|Me:||Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.|
THE KIDS BOP VER. OF GANGNAM STYLE GOD FRICKING
THEY DONT EVEN SAY HEY SEXY LADY THEY JUST GO HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LADY
no one’s ever said ‘no shit, sherlock’ to sherlock holmes in either of the modern-day reinterpretations of the holmes canon and that’s a failure of modern society
whats a librarians favorite color
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or eitheris it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
If Tumblr is ruined by Yahoo, is there a site that we all agree we’ll go to and create our new Tumblr world? I want to know now just in case the apocalypse happens.